Squoochie

Squid coochie, and or squid pussy

Yo i was jerkin to some hentai and this dude shoved his 8ft cock in that squoochie

by dankswagportions September 6, 2018

Squanch-Mallow

When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.

Hey Chad can i borrow your Squanch-Mallow for the weekend?

by NJP777 February 12, 2021

Squinchy

Sort of like squinting but different

Chris Watson said "both of your eyes would be squinchy"

by Slothlover02639173 March 16, 2021

Squinch

Squinch /skwɪn(t)ʃ/
To lovingly squish.
To squash, squeeze, pinch etc in a non-harmful way, out of love for the squinched one. Think of an aunt or grandma pinching a baby's cheeks, she "squinches" their cheeks.

Used in reference to acts of "cute aggression".

"I just can't wait to squinch his lil' cheeks!" or "Imma squich you!" then launch yourself at your much beloved partner.

by tiredGirlie March 21, 2022

squinch

Squinch /skwɪn(t)ʃ/
To squash, squeeze, pinch etc in a non-harmful way. Think of an aunt or grandma pinching a baby's cheeks, she "squinches" their cheeks.
Used in reference to acts of "cute aggression"

"I just can't wait to squinch his lil' cheeks!" or "Imma squich you!" then launch yourself at your much beloved partner.

by tiredGirlie March 21, 2022

buzz squanch

squanch: To stop, put down, or generally put an end to something.

Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.

" God john is such a buzz squanch, whenever he comes around he turns on the lights, throws out the beers, and sends all our good pussy home"

by arock July 21, 2014

squanch

The squanch is the mascot of Tetazoo, a residence hall in East Campus of MIT. It was reportedly created out of a long ago acid trip that went right. It is roughly the shape of a coat hanger, and is always seen holding a single bent flower and a sign proclaiming 'Hackito Ergo Sum'

Person 1: What type of dog did James E. Tetazoo have?

Person 2: It's a squanch!

by MWMWM March 5, 2010