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squirting

when a woman has an orgasm with female ejaculate. Also used when pushing spunk out of pussy or ass.
the gaping woman squirted all the cum aut of her ass into the face of an icebear. Icebears dont like that. Dolphins however, like it. A lot.
by kukel June 13, 2003
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Squirting Jeremiah

When a girl ejaculates out of her vaginal canal on a windsheild of a car.
hey girl we can step outside and u can give my car a little squirting Jeremiah
by E to the Lijah June 10, 2010
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squircling

when some body would laugh so hard they would cum. Usually used as a sarcastic expression.
" I laughed so hard i basicly scuircled."
"He thought the joke was so funny he started squircling."
by kevin is not my name April 25, 2010
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squirreling

When two straight men take their pants off and tickle each-others nuts and the first one to get wood loses.
"I am the squirreling Champion!" - Jeremiah

or
"Wes and Jeremiah, stop squirreling! It's really not cool."
by bbcarolan October 23, 2012
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Squirting

Some women(often the most unlikely)can produce vast quantities of female lovejuice during sex.The whores love showing off but the funniest are the shy types who insist they must have wet themselves and try to hide in the wardrobe.
"She was a real squirting queen!Never mind the sheets it took 3 days for the matress to bloody dry!!"
by Bloomers September 26, 2007
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anal squirting

When you have anal and u push to much pressure into her asshole and it disturbs her organs and all the fluids squirt out like a waterfall in the Congo
Anal squirting is what I like to do when it's hot outside and when I'm dying for some asshole
by Coles collective wisdom October 13, 2016
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Squirting Linda

A female that has an enormous amount of ejaculate gushing like “Old Faithful” from her vaginal opening every time an orgasm is reached.
"I had to wear a safety goggles while I was muffin munching…When she came her Squirting Linda damn near took out an eye when I gave her head last week!"
by Uncle Shecky April 2, 2008
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