Squirbble

Similar to a scratch, a squirbble is a scratch done by moving your hand inward and outward like a claw. To be a squirbble, the scratch MUST be done with affection. Squirbbling is the act of giving a squirble.

My friend was upset so i gave her a squirbble on the back to make her feel better.

She squirbbled my back today as she passed by.

by CloverSushi October 30, 2012

squirfect

Something so perfect it's squirt worthy

That shag carpet is squirfect

by Ninety one got me like November 29, 2014

Squirberting

It means what I saw it means.

"I don't know what a squirberting is I'm gonna add it to the urban dictionary."

"Ok."

by Squirbert Jonson August 26, 2021

lizard squire

A grotty slithering slurping bastard of human like species that smells like shit and grows mushrooms off their teeth

shut the fuck up you king masta lizard squire george washington mushroom harvesting bastard

by The Dudeeeeeeeeeee May 4, 2014

cummy squirms

When you edge yourself too much that it makes your body tremble uncontrollably.

Dustin edged himself so much to the point where he got the cummy squirms.

by tammyjoenrichiebaby January 19, 2023

Squink

An Astonishingly annoying and retarded fuck who lacks all motor skill and is too much of a vegetable to complete basic task.

"have you seen that Jordan kid. I wanna turn that little squink into a human dart board"

by YungCunt October 29, 2019

squickstynine

Squicking while being squicked in the 69 sexual position.

Matt: Shouldn't it be impossible to squickstynine?
Jeff: Hey man, for those few seconds you're alive, it's worth it.
Matt: ...Sick.

by Matt Ferrett October 16, 2005