squinting

when you take a shit and put your head in the toilet to examine it

"The Chris guy is good at squinting."

by cobie_ May 10, 2015

SQUINTERS

Squinters are anything that tastes so sour that it makes a person squint.

Typically, certain varieties of apples and first crop grapes, and other fruits, are so sour they will make a person squint.

Mary tried one of those grapes but decided not to buy any because they are squinters.

Ben made an apple pie using some squinters.

Those plums are so sour they are squinters.

by WhistleBerries July 13, 2011

Squints

Where by a pair of swimming goggles is generously filled with the love juice of a man or woman and then worn by either the last to contribute or the fluffer/sex slave. Unisex and can be enjoyed by a couple, in a group or on ones lonesome.

Are you joining us later for a spot of Squints?

by Lord Mingus August 1, 2010

Squints

A slang term for Group of Asians.

Did you see that tour bus full of squints at the beach today? Fuck they annoy me!

by Hammy_string June 24, 2009

squitzes

Can be used in whatever situation you feel necessary. Yes mate.

1. Paul has a severe case of the squitzes
2. Bob: "Are you coming out tonight?" Elliot: "Yes mate, fucking squitzes!"
3. SQUITZES

by Bob Guide November 28, 2007

squinter

resident of Sydney, Australia who resides in the greater western metropolitan sub-region of Sydney, but must travel east for work daily, therefore staring into the sunrise on their commute to work in the morning and staring again into the sunset on their commute home in the afternoon.

Tom: Mate, houses are cheap out Blacktown way! Why don't you move there?
Kasabian: Mate, I work in Bondi.

Tom: So?
Kasabian: So I'd be a bloody squinter!

by Cornslapper April 24, 2018

squints

An upset stomach that may or may not lead to diarrhea or vomiting.

I sure have the squints after eating that giant bowl of chili.

by Sir Desmond Ginger Fur February 13, 2009