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purple headed yogurt squirter

a penis that acts more like a super-soaker, after it has been erect for a prolonged period of time
"it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"
by Paul__C January 17, 2009
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squitter hoop

"I shit so hard i ripped my squitter hoop."
by Grandad October 1, 2007
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cooter squirter

a woman of special talents, which is able to squirt cum from her cooter, which is the ultimate orgasim for a woman, due to the fact of having to change the sheets after intercourse.
Last night my wife became know as the cooter squirter when I made her orgasim so hard that she soaked our sheets.
by M and M January 13, 2008
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squatters

bastards who steal domain names then procede to ransom them for ungodly amounts of money.
A cyber-squatter registered my domain name before I could. That bastard!
by mEtHOs April 14, 2003
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cricket splinters

Hey Wendy come look at this, I have some major cricket splinters!
by g unit May 4, 2004
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Squirter Sumerta

One whose personality overflows so much it squirts out. She has the amazing ability to make the most innocent comment smutty. This 'verbal ejaculate' takes everyone by surprise, much like the act itself.
Wongy - "Are you putting in for the boss' gift Squirter Sumerta?"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"

Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"

Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"
by Evidentary October 1, 2014
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Squiter

There are so many squiters
by Willham squire July 24, 2016
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