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Squirble Beef

You stand in a chalked on the floor circle, and you squirble by performing weird hand, head, neck, arm, leg movements to see who squirbles the best.
After determining who wins the squirble (Squirble can go indefinitely if nobody pulls out something that's extra ordinary and out does everyone) the winner starts the beef.

The winner chooses the fellow Squirbler to attack and does them dirty. The circle continues until the beefing is boring.
Yo lets go Squirble Beef tonight?

My grandma wanted to Squirble on this Beef.
by RufusPuffyMarshmallow May 21, 2024
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Sqwimble

How “different” the timeline you’re traveling to is from the real timeline
Expert: Bro don’t set the sqwimble too high, I recommend between -5 and 5, past -50 or 50 will become too chaotic, and maybe deadly.
Traveller: nuh uh uh
by codependance June 1, 2024
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sqwimble

Unit for to what degree you affect the timeline when time travelling (i.e. the unit for timeline variance), measured between -100 to 100. A vital term used in the far future in relation to time travel.

Time travelling (or 'time-jumping') at 0 sqwimbles would mean you'd interact with all beings and objects normally in the timeline, without changing the future (often referred to as 'deterministic'). At 100 sqwimbles the full effects of the butterfly effect would take place when time travelling. At negative sqwimble numbers you'd be remembered as close to a ghost, dream or memory than a being. It is not recommended to time-jump at very negative sqwimble numbers as the traveller or 'jumper' would undergo rapid decorporealization, and may be stranded in whichever time they jumped to.

Known origin: it was revealed to u/Wurstpunkt in a dream. Future origin unknown.
"You're telling me you want to go below -20 sqwimbles on your next time-jump? Are you crazy?! I'm not coming to get you if you get stuck."
by dukethejumper March 9, 2024
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squibble

the act of shoplifting with a squirrel in hand and also wearing their own bushy tail.
“ar man did you see that guy earlier who did a squibble at the shop
by isuckcock93 January 29, 2026
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squab a squibble

To ask to bum a cig; or if one person would like to smoke a cig with them.
Yo man let me squab a squibble off you.
by jman3489 July 6, 2011
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