squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.
Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”
by Htychchf June 19, 2018
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squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air while his sister is on top.
Bro I did the squatch position last night
by Htychchf June 19, 2018
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Squatch-Blossom

For me this isn’t to be confused with squash blossom but maybe a new way to look at something in someone.

A squash blossom necklace is often beautiful handmade silver bell flowers or bead with a large intrusive piece at the center. The piece is maybe pretty but not as delicate as what it hangs from.

I fell in love recently after domestic violence ended years ago. He’s not at all what I pictured as he’s very tall, large and furry lol. He’s got a beard, and because of his hair, I started calling him “Squatch”. But he is delicate inside which is what I see. A former marine he’s extremely gruff about in general but he’s in love too and I see it in his beautiful green eyes.

So Squatch-Blossom

A person who is maybe harder on the outside than in inside. Hard for the average person to see but once opened to love, a delicate beautiful , soft soul.
I love my Squatch-Blossom!
by AJ Flowers January 29, 2025
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Swass-Squatch

A beast at the gym who leaves a trail of sweat all over the equipment and doesn't wipe it down after.
"Ew that dude just soaked the bench and left it. Fucking Swass-Squatch"
by Mercedez.Kae December 17, 2015
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thunder squatch

A majestic forest creature, similar to it's Bigfoot native, but with magical forest powers used for good and evil.
Dude, I just saw a thunder squatch!
by Austin Stigall December 18, 2014
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Slow Squatch

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting
by Dave Squatch February 26, 2024
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Mongo-squatch

One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).
Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.
by PipTardsMan May 19, 2009
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