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spunky monkey

Having sex with a girl you are trying to break up with. When you are about to blow your load you pull out, spunk in your hand and then slap her across the face with it. You then dance around the room like a monkey making her think you are crazy thus making her want to break up with you.
Gary...You should break up with that phsyco bitch. I can't Yvonne just doesn't get it. Well give her the spunky monkey and she won't want to stay around cause she'll think your the crazy one.
by spencey121 April 17, 2007
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Spunky

Check out that spunky guy! He is such a spunky bum that I cant keep my hands off of him!
by Crazy Cat 38 October 30, 2012
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Sundy

"Hey, look! It's Sundy." "Let's see what he thought of. Racing pirate ships?!"
by miller lol February 26, 2021
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Sundy

One of the chillest people ever. He loves music and also enjoys making his own. He might be shy around girls but they love it. He enjoys other girls that are chill and can relate to what he does. He is honest and very trustworthy. He also has a brother like figure to him which makes him cool.
"Sundy is my brother from another mother!"
"Sundy is chill"
"Music is great from Sundy"
by Sunzsisy November 21, 2011
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spundle slap

a spundle slap is when you ejaculate into your hand and slap your partner in the face with it.
your partner is giving you a handjob and you ejaculate into your hand and you slap you partner in the face with it.

a spundle slap can be a some what painful sexual move so try it at your own risk...
by crazyjewfro6 August 7, 2010
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Spunky Gold Medina

The act of ejaculating into your partner's eyes, then immediately washing it off with urine.
Alex's face smelled like salty piss, and his vision was blurred for hours after I gave him a spunky gold medina.
by jrokin October 19, 2011
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spunky pup

The youngest of the lads who comes to town and fucks the most women that evening
what a night last night boys, you seen Keith anywhere?

Oi oi that spunky pup, yeah he passed out at the brothel
by Spunky May 3, 2016
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