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the manchester sprint 

whilst having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind you quickly pull out and run to the wall directly behind you, slap the wall, run back and enter said lady without delay. other variations include changing orifaces or masturbating as you sprint so that when said woman turns around to see what is going on, you ejaculate onto her face.
coolguy#1- "i fucked hotgirl#1 last night dude, and i did the manchester sprint halfway through"

coolguy#2- "aw man thats awesome, i wish i was good looking and didnt have to die alone"
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Senior Sprint

The period of time near the end of Senior Year when students are incentivized to reject usual social norms and hook up with one another regardless of consequences to reputation or social standing. A classic example of moral hazard.
"Hey Caroline, I know we haven't talked much since freshman year, but I always thought you were pretty cute. Would you like to bang me?"

"Whatever, why not. Senior sprint right?"
Senior Sprint by skells6969 February 14, 2017

Power Sprint 

A situation in which the enthusiasm of your excitement must be portrayed through a very fast, precise sprint. Usually ending in the loss of breathe, sweat, blood, etc..
I GOT AN A IN MATH!
Power Sprint?!
GO GO GO!
Power Sprint by bigLITTLEfoot January 22, 2011

Spielberg Sprint

When a filmmaker lines up several high-profile projects and produces them all back to back to back within the span of one or two years.
"Oh man, with Bridge of Spies already done, The BFG in production and Ready Player One set to go soon after, it looks like Steven's ready to unleash yet another one of his patented Spielberg Sprints upon us!"

mumbai sprint 

When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants
Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints

Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!
mumbai sprint by Squit master 404 October 10, 2017

design sprint 

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.
design sprint by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017

Buffalo sprint 

When you have to shit so bad. You are running through the house like a stampede of buffalos knocking everything over.
Man, I just got some Taco Bell, and when it hit me I buffalo sprinted through the lossy knocking a 94 year old women over.
Buffalo sprint by Reenberg May 27, 2018