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Springfield Mall

A large, "urban" shopping mall located in Springfield, Virginia. Has been gradually abandoned in recent years do to preference for Pentagon City and Tysons, which have been deemed "less ghetto" by the general public. Springfield Mall is famous for having a "Hot Topic" and "Taco Bell Express," 97 Auntie Anne's pretzel stands, and an extensive parking garage used for drug deals after closing.

People, notably white people, who admit to shopping at Springfield Mall are usually shunned by the Northern Virginian community. Common excuses are:
"S-Springfield?...I thought this was Tysons!"
or
"I must have forgotten to take my medicine."
or
"Its OK, I'm 1/32 hispanic"

Springfield Mall is generally safe to frequent before sundown. However, NEVER go on Friday nights. EVER.
"Boi, that girl's shoes is so ghetto...Must have bought 'em at Springfield Mall..."
by Conley Jones July 15, 2007
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springfest

An annual event held at JMU where students from JMU and various other institutions get completely wasted and start riots at block parties all weekend. The only way to shut these crazy kids down is to bring in the police, tear gas, and riot shields.
"Hey, did you survive springfest last night?"
"I got tear gased FOUR times. Best night of my life!"
by jMuDuKe007 April 12, 2010
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springall

The family that everyone wants to no an if they dont they will pretend that they do. IF your a springall your automatically a ledgend so suck it up
ure going to the springall house ! ... can i come?
by FO_SHIZZLE_MA_NIZZLE August 2, 2004
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spring fake

The week that, while in school, would have been spring break. Now, instead of rushing to the beaches and drinking Corona, you are stuck working for corporate America.
Employee: "Man, this time last year I was up to my two-piece in spring breakers. Now, I'm stuck filing forms for HR. I hate spring fake."
by missyj March 13, 2009
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springer gut

It's when your stomach bulges out so far that you pretend that you are having a baby and want to go on the Jerry Springer show.
Imel says "Lets go outside dude," while showing his springer gut.
by Barry Levit January 3, 2004
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Springer gut

The gut of death. When viewed from the side, it looks like the person who has the gut is having a baby. This gut seems to make shirts keep themselves lifted, and typically, one has to cut holes in sheets in order to wear clothes with such a gut.
Hey, poppy seed boy, show us your Springer gut!
by Justin Redman January 3, 2004
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springboks

The National Rugby Union team of the Republic of South Africa.
Also known as the Bokke, amaBokoboko or Springbokke.
The Springboks deserved the Tri-Nations victory against the All Blacks.
by Sameer G December 29, 2006
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