spotted hippo

An erudite idiom for beauty incarnate.

"That girl over there, she's a spotted hippo!"

by Cannibalguppy August 28, 2008

spooted

when someone spits into your asshole and you fart it back out into someone else's mouth.

she spit in my ass and i spooted it into her friends mouth and she ate it.

by spootbooty December 19, 2018

spoked

A state of exhilaration experienced by a cyclist (though not necessarily in connection with cycling). (Very much like stoked for surfers and snowboarders.)

Dude, I am totally spoked!
Get spoked!
I'm feeling the spoke.

by McDonja April 20, 2015

Spoked

A word that is very similar to the words "Pwned", "Owned" and "Ownt" etc.

Someone beat you bad at something.

"Baby got spoked"

by SidewaysBox December 8, 2007

Spotted Frog

When you are having anal sex in the frog leap position and fling shitty jizz onto your partners back resembling spots while they ribbit like a frog.

Corey croaked as he was given the spotted frog.

by gtvt6 November 25, 2009

Well Spotted

No shit; captain obvious to the rescue; duh.

Sam: It's raining.

Joe: Well spotted.

by headswillroll January 10, 2010

spotted

v. when a tampon or pad leaks through your pants, leaving a dark little spot on the ass of your jeans.
Possibly thee most embaressing thing that could happen. Especially in public.

Girl 1: damn it!
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: I think I just spotted.
Girl 2: oooo! That sucks. I'll walk behind you, babe.
Girl 1: Thanks.

person 1: kye borrow some jeans?
perons 2: why?
person 1: i *whisper* spotted...
person 2: they're in the third drawer.

by the girl who now keeps jeans in her locker April 15, 2008