Spork

A utensil much like a spoon but with points to pick up something like meat

I want a spoon but my food must also be skewered to be picked up. So I will use a spork.

by Basic processor system robot July 12, 2015

Spork

A person who is lame, boring, dull, slow, or stupid

Quit being such a fucking spork man!

by Ms Boss lady April 21, 2018

Spork

when an innocent spooning session ends in rough sex

dude I totally sporked her so hard last night

by daddyfabulousskittles February 14, 2018

spork

To spork: When a man becomes erect while spooning a women and it leads to sexual intercourse.

Woman: "Let's cuddle"
Man: "Okay."
Woman: "This feels nice."
Man: "Yes it does."
Woman: "Hey, I feel that, are you trying to spork me?"

by Smiles129 October 11, 2014

Spork

A person who is online on instagram past 1:30am is a Spork.

A nickname given to the actor Scott Folan due to his being active past 1:30am. Scott "Spork" Folan is an actor who was cast as Jeremy Heere in the 2020 production of the hit broadway musical 'Be More Chill' in London.

Go to bed you Spork.
Spork Folan plays the character of Jeremy really well.

by SporkSporkSporky December 28, 2019

Sporking

The act of fucking while spooning

damn girl you and mark were sporking last night

by breiack October 08, 2020

spork

the most useful eating utensil known to mankind as of his date

lets go steal some sporks from toco bell.

by C<{XXX}[:::::::::::::::::::::::::> February 11, 2003