shonkey

what you get when you cross and mate a sheep with a donkey.

Shonkeys are native to Ravenna, Ohio. If it can pull the wool over your eye and kick you in the ass, it must be a shonkey.

by Michelle My Bell April 5, 2007

sponky

overripe, odoriferous, noxious, foul, dishevelled

After 3 days without shower or changes of clothes, the men appeared sponky as they exited the rainforest.

by Kellen Sorensen July 21, 2006

smonkey

Someone who is sweet. (from Sweet MONKEY)

I love you, Smonkey.

by Nathan K. Claus November 2, 2006

Spongey Dave

A generic term for someone who is generally un-clean or goes extended periods of time without washing

Johnson: "I just went an entire week without changin my underwear or socks"

Hunter: "What a spongey Dave!"

by The Jizzmeister March 1, 2009

sponky

No one knows what it means.

Person 1: Hey u/billcage32, what does sponky mean?
u/billcage32: I don't fucking know...

by bearbigbluehouse May 18, 2022

spronkey

SpRoNKeY, pn.
Humorous and funny creature residing at www.spronkey.com

Lo SpRoNKeY!

by spronkey November 30, 2003

Spunkey

A person that looks like a monkey that always gets covered in sperm (spunk)

Ted: it's that slut
Ronald: she's a spunkey showing up here.
Ted: haha yeah spunkey.

by Mattzyandkenzie December 4, 2013