dirty sploosh

applies to males only...

When unloading one in the can, it accelerates quickly and causes water to splash on\around the testes.

When Johnny was taking a dump, he experienced a dirty sploosh.

by Anonymousgangsta March 28, 2007

Sploosher

A male or female who have had sexual intercourse with many without remembering.

P1. OMG two in the same weekend?
P2. Yea, and she was too drunk to remember either time.
P. You are right, she is a sploosher.

by SomeoneWhoKnowsA-Sploosher. March 3, 2009

Splish Splash

When a woman is extremely wet and lubricated during vaginal intercourse.

Ya I hit it last night, that respectable puss was like splish splash.

-That pussy had me feeling nostalgic.

-Why, bro?
-Cuz her pussy makes me feel like summer of '99 at splish splash.

by Xxbummerxx December 20, 2013

splish splash I be eating yo ass

This can be used when or while eating someone's or your ass in the bath, shower, or pool. You can sing this while eating or being eaten.

Hey wanna splish splash eat my ass?
Splish splash I be eating yo ass!!

by controversial dog October 11, 2021

sploosh

to eat a banana while holding your nose. From TV's "The Electric Company."

I can't sploosh. It takes too long.

by Frank Booth May 6, 2006

Sploosh

A clear or white substance that can be projected from a male's penis at a high velocity. Sploosh starts out as a sperm in the testicles travels up the vas deferens and proceeds out the tip of the penis. This event can be highly pleasurable. Many women will fake an orgasm just to get a man to "sploosh".

"Yo dawg, Logan just totally splooshed Taylor"

"Man Billy wasn't so sure if he wanted to sploosh Erica"

"I saw a video online of a guy splooshing on a girls face...she liked it!"

by LR, BE, CA, BR, BH, TB May 9, 2008

sploosh

1) Sound made by the "squid-game" on Windfall Island, in "The legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker". The guy makes the sound when you miss one of the squids (The sound of a cannonball hitting water-surface).

2) Thing to say, when you have absolutely nothing to say ("Splooosh!")

"Sploosh"
"Sploosh
"broeagh" (explosion sound)

by Framoes June 12, 2003