Splat

The state of utter exhaustion

After travelling on the Tube all day, she went completely Splat!

by redcountess January 2, 2009

Splat

The past tense of split.

Ash- Hey Aydin what did you order?
Aydin- Oh, I splat the onion rings with Marijan

by _Aydin_ January 24, 2009

splat

An exclamatory term used to describe the sound a penis could possibly make if penetrating a big, fat, moist, and delicious booty hole.

"Damn, look at dat ass. Splat!"

by corn master October 2, 2002

splat pressure

Trying to hold it in as long as you can, right before ejaculation in hope to make a bigger splat shot with some pressure behind it so it comes out like popping a champagne bottle.

Man, she was laying down and the only way to tag her face was to build some serious splat pressure!

by DeepDjinn May 14, 2010

Gooch Splat

The act of ejaculating on the small area between the vagina and the asshole

I fucked her pussy then quickly pulled out so I could give her a good ol' fashioned GOOCH SPLAT!

by samsterbot November 17, 2010

Splat the cat

The act of ejaculating on your girlfriend's cat as an act of retribution

I found out she cheated on me again with the water polo teacher, so I'm gonna splat the cat to get back at her.

by Waterbuffalo94 January 23, 2018

Splat

To Leak Seminal Fluids Spontaneously; Orgasm

Ahh...I'm Gonna Splat!

by J_S_Bjobs September 17, 2018