face splinters

Man stubble as defined by a 5 year old.

Daddy, your beard looks like lot of little splinters in your face. Face splinters.

by Semada July 15, 2017

Chimney Splinter

When a man slides a glass thermometer into his dick hole and slams his dick in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. One of the most hardcore forms of sexual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.

Holy shit, Tyrone gave himself a Chimney Splinter last night for his bitch. She lidked it!

by TeTyrone KoolAid-Anda McPopeye February 13, 2014

Dyke Splinter

When a lesbian eats a hairy pussy, and they get a hair splinter in their mouth

I was eating this hot ass lesbian bitch, and she gave me a Dyke Splinter

by penisfucker9000 April 18, 2022

anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

by pponkie September 27, 2019

Splinter Cell

One of the greatest video game series of this generation. Splinter Cell revolves around you (Sam Fisher) going on espionage missions for the NSA. The actually stories are a bit complicated I don't even stand all of it myself but I don't play games for stories.

Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.

Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.

Splinter Cell games so far:

Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent

The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.

by aldwardo October 13, 2006

cricket splinters

Splinters in one's vaginal area.

Hey Wendy come look at this, I have some major cricket splinters!

by g unit May 4, 2004

splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues the sexual act from behind.

You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I splinter celled her last night.

by mango070 March 18, 2008