demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.

That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.

by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018

NT-splaining

When neurotypical people try to explain autism to autistic adults, because they think they know better.

"People with autism don't have empathy."
"Actually, most autistics have a higher level of affective empathy than others. But since being able to read faces and body language is harder, levels of cognitive empathy aren't as high. We don't need you NT-splaining autism to us."

by bulbasaur_ggd September 5, 2021

Sparing partner

also see fuck buddy. Usually this is when its conveint for both parties when they are between significant partners.

joe: dude last night I went 3 rounds with my sparing partner.

by HRM SMK April 6, 2008

Sparking

Having relations which constitute an extra-marital affair, which may hold consequences such as a "really uncomfortable news conference".

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford's sparking with his Argentine mistress.

by Initforthelulz July 9, 2009

Verbal sparring

An argumentive debate. Having opposing views and debating.

Susan liked her boyfriend, who was not afraid to be a verbal sparring partner.

by Sabrinee August 9, 2018

sparking

To release shells or rounds from the clip of a sidearm, automatic or semiautomatic weapon.

He unloaded a whole clip on that nigga after he started sparking the glock.

by BrklynsFynest April 25, 2006