real snapple facts
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.
#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.
#4 Slugs have four noses.
#5 Camels have three eyelids.
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.
#8 A bee has five eyes.
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.
#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.
#4 Slugs have four noses.
#5 Camels have three eyelids.
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.
#8 A bee has five eyes.
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
by make.a.wish April 1, 2009
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1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.
2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee
1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.
2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee
1- You: Hello Ma'm. Let me help you with those groceries.
Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.
You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)
2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?
Dude2: Glee is singing, duh
Dude1: Snapples my apples!!
Dude2: Thanks homie
Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.
You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)
2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?
Dude2: Glee is singing, duh
Dude1: Snapples my apples!!
Dude2: Thanks homie
by Fargas111 December 5, 2010
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An annoying know-it-all. Someone who thinks they have all the answers, but really they don't. Snapple cunts are useless.
The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)
The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)
Conor: Please pick on me, I know the correct answer to the question!
Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.
Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.
by john lickayack April 4, 2009
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by J-J-J-Joey February 15, 2008
Get the young snappler mug.Combo word made from "Oh snap", "Applesauce" and possibly the delicious drink "Snapple" to be used to express shock, disappointment, or excitement, coined accidentally as a subconscious challenger to the much lamer "Oh snap... crackle and pop!"
"Dude, our house got robbed last night..."
":O snapplesauce!"
"I wanted to buy some TV shows on DVD, but the best ones never go down in price"
":( snapplesauce"
"Pizza for dinner?"
":D snapplesauce!"
":O snapplesauce!"
"I wanted to buy some TV shows on DVD, but the best ones never go down in price"
":( snapplesauce"
"Pizza for dinner?"
":D snapplesauce!"
by d3aj December 24, 2008
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