a creature from the depths of hell that shan't be trifled with. It is a reincarnation of satan himself with 8 legs and 8 eyes. He can smell your fear, he can smell your soul. If one comes into contact with said beast. Respond by running away and setting the area around it on fire.
by ynaffit sedohr December 18, 2014
The most useless creatures on earth. They are eight legged freaks whose only purpose on this earth are to terrify the piss out of humans so much that they had to name a phobia after it... ARACHNOPHOBIA.
by BNEW3702 September 12, 2008
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by Pedi August 21, 2004
The vagina of a girl who is too ugly to engage in sexual intercourse with a very drunk man. Refers to the likelihood that her cavernous cooter is inhabited solely by venomous arachnids, and that forces beyond her control will prevent her from ever being penetrated by men and most vibrators.
Guy 1: "I can't believe that ol' Spiders was really into you."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I told her that, even if she weren't uglier than shit on toast, my responsibilities to the Klingon Chess Club would prevent me from ever penetrating her."
Guy1: "Hahaha, pwn'd!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I told her that, even if she weren't uglier than shit on toast, my responsibilities to the Klingon Chess Club would prevent me from ever penetrating her."
Guy1: "Hahaha, pwn'd!"
by nowayhomie March 03, 2006
by the cooler penguin27 October 08, 2020
Spawned from satan's butthole, a close in counter with these creatures are sure to put you into shock for 1 or more hours.
Hey Timmy I saw a house that spontaneously caught on fire in this area do you know who's house it was?
Yeah it was mine
Jesus I'm so sorry man
Don't be I found a nest of spiders in my bedroom and had to take the neccisary steps to cleanse my house.
Ahh ic I jet u man
Yeah it was mine
Jesus I'm so sorry man
Don't be I found a nest of spiders in my bedroom and had to take the neccisary steps to cleanse my house.
Ahh ic I jet u man
by Natasha2790 November 22, 2016
The fucking creature everyone despises if you like spiders YOU’RE NOT HUMAN SORRY HUNNY. They might hypnotize you with those beady little eyes but listen, THEY BELONG IN HELL.
Spiders are TERRIFYING.
by Kermitz_Waifu October 26, 2019