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Secondhand spearmint

When someone is chewing spearmint gum, is gumming on a spearmint mint, or has just brushed their teeth with spearmint toothpaste and is in close proximity to you. Secondhand spearmint refers to the disconnect between the deliciousness of said spearmint in the former party's mouth and the sickening smell the secondhand observer experiences.
"Aw dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh sorry bro, you want some gum?"
"Naw man, I just caught your secondhand spearmint. I lost my appetite."

"So why'd you dump her?"
"I went in for the kiss and all I could get was the secondhand spearmint. I can't even look at her the same anymore. We're over."
by colbert21 March 2, 2010
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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spermint

my jizz has a minty fresh spermint flavor
by Sgt. Raptor February 28, 2009
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Sperman Erman

A person whose mother's breast dried up and had to nurse his fathers penis for 1 1/2 years. Causing said person to become a emo fag with a superiority complex.
You have to look over that guy he is a sperman erman>
by jumpen jehosaphat January 11, 2009
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Spermicidal

Spermicidal:
derived from the Greek word (σπέρμα) sperma (meaning "seed") and the Latin based: caedere to (meaning "cut", "kill").
Refers to the act of killing the male reproductive cells
known as sperm,

"cum"
"jizz"
"man gravy"
"Baby Batter"
"cock custard"
"man milk"
"Hot Sauce"
and even
"potential children"
Ejaculation is a form of Spermicidal, along with "taking a ball shot"
to use in context:
"I'm feeling spermicidal, i think ill go into the back room and blow a load"
or
"I'm going to make you cum"
by William Butler September 9, 2011
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Sperminate

To squirt cum at a person or object.
Opps, I just sperminated my computer screen, darn you Linda Tripp, you sexy transvestite.
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spermanator

a dude or dudette doing someone bad
major diss if said like: ur mom's a spermanator...
guy one:dude ur moms a spermanator
chick: omg u suck
guy one: u swallow
chick:...
by 9045 henry November 5, 2006
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