by K.A.L.E August 30, 2014
Get the Free Speech mug.When your cell phone malfunctions and accidentally sends the same text message twice so it appears as if you're stuttering with each message you send only you have no way of preventing it. (without the help of Geoffrey Rush)
I've been called Colin Firth by my peers since my cell phone stutters out each text message I send ala The King's Speech.
by Improvise May 6, 2011
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by Protected September 10, 2003
Get the Lamer Speech mug.The term given to the noises that the inner-city, worthless, pieces of shite that have passing resemblance to homo sapiens, make when attempting to communicate with each other. Given that these living abortions have no grey matter to start with, it is a fuckin miracle that they can even make noises.
Warning, when a chav emits a loud noise in your direction it would possibly indicate it has seen you and it is gearing up to attack. In this case, I would advise doing the gene-pool a favour and blowing its fuckin head off. If you don't happen to have a 12-bore to hand, I recommend running. If you happen to be in charge of a vehicle.... well you know what the right thing is that needs to be done.
Warning, when a chav emits a loud noise in your direction it would possibly indicate it has seen you and it is gearing up to attack. In this case, I would advise doing the gene-pool a favour and blowing its fuckin head off. If you don't happen to have a 12-bore to hand, I recommend running. If you happen to be in charge of a vehicle.... well you know what the right thing is that needs to be done.
Chav scum: "grunt, ugg oog, oh-oh , innit"
Normal human: "Oh I'm sorry, is that chav speech you are making?"
Normal human: "Oh I'm sorry, is that chav speech you are making?"
by normal thinker February 11, 2008
Get the chav speech mug.An attempt to convince a crowd of people something everyone knows is completely false, by using large words and constantly repeating ones self.
When the O.J. Simpson's lawyer tried to explain how O.J. was innocent, everyone knew it was going to be an Erving Speech.
by zachthewhack April 24, 2011
Get the Erving Speech mug.Speech Police are do-gooder individuals or government officials who correct or silence others when they speak their minds when using banned or disparaging words.
by 2B+ March 21, 2020
Get the speech police mug.Guy 1: Hey did you see that person that died recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he had a speech impediment but was also a pedophile!
Guy 1: A Speech Impedophile!
Guy 2: Lol
Guy 2: Yeah he had a speech impediment but was also a pedophile!
Guy 1: A Speech Impedophile!
Guy 2: Lol
by StudMastaFlex34 March 25, 2022
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