spanner

(UK) spastic; person of mental retardation, Down's Syndrome, etc.

"You're such a spanner!"

by - August 4, 2002

spannerific

A word used when you are unhappy with the oucome or situation. Used mainly by Nibling. Normally used when you are recieving homework insteadof using the F-word.

Mr. picksley "Here is your homework for the weekend"
Nibling "thats just Spannerific"

by Nibling October 27, 2007

spannerish

When the weather is so cold you need a spanner to undo your nuts! (Australian slang)

How cold is it outside ? Mate its spannerish better grab your jacket and ugg boots

by thehumpf May 13, 2018

SpawnTron

The best YouTube channel ever

Have you seen the new SpawnTron vid

by SpawnTron August 8, 2021

red spanner

Oxy-acetylene torch/welder. Called a red spanner due to its versatility.

Go and get the red spanner to cut that piece of bar

I used the red spanner to weld that bit of pipe

by mickwheelz July 13, 2009

bent spanner

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.

My friend has a bent spanner

by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017

mace spanner

A turd that spans from edge to edge of the toilet and isn’t touching the water. The mace portion of the definition comes from the undigested peanut chunks sticking out the length of the turd!

Honey, get a tape measure so we can measure my mace spanner in the shitter before we chop it up and flush it!

by Cryptic dude December 20, 2017