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spatula

Im cool like a spatula
by Anonymous April 4, 2003
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Saturated

To be full of shit; for something to be completely and utterly stupid.
(Ex#1) Shebreezy: "Did yall hear dat Douglas supposedly smoked a Black & Mild wit Lil' Wayne?"
Latrell: "Pfftt, Douglas be saturated."
(Ex #2)Jaytron:"Man,I just spent all my moneh on biscuits and burr."
Durraymus:"Dogg,dat be saturated."
(Ex#3) Lil' Jon:"Man, Rick Ross thinks Noriega owes him 100 favas? Shit, he be saturated as fuck."
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swagulate

to release all your built up swag upon someone.
"awh dude, check that chick out.."

"tidy mate! watch me swagulate all over her!"

*strutts towards girl*
by CARFO December 12, 2010
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saturate

Breaking Benjamin's first, and in my opinion, definitive album. Has the hit song "Polyamorous" on it.
Saturate:
1. Wish I May
2. Medicate
3. Polyamorous
4. Skin
5. Natural Life
6. Next To Nothing
7. Water
8. Home
9. Phase
10. No Games
11. Sugarcoat
12. Shallow Bay
Forever (hidden track that starts right after Shallow Bay)
by Adrian April 9, 2006
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Spatula

A straight woman who either decides to attempt to "flip" a gay man straight or the last woman to date a gay man before he comes out.
Becky met Scott in a gay bar. She is such a spatula!
by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014
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Spatulatory Rape

Suggestively brandishing a condom-covered spatula so as to seduce young, attractive women to accompany you in your age 18+ sex kitchen while neglecting to check IDs.
Jimmy justifies his prick-risky lifestyle to Ben:

Ben- "You really should start checking these chick's IDs Jimmy, you're gunna be in some serious trouble with the law if you aren't careful man."

Jimmy- "I've said it before and I'll say it again. If a fish with an itchin' takes trips to my kitchen, my spatula packs for that clit's jurisdiction."

Ben- "Why do you always rhyme about committing spatulatory rape? I bought that shit to cook with you quirky jerkin pig diddlin' pudge tugger!"
by Kane67 June 13, 2013
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spatulaic

that of, or related to spatulas.
Every kitchen should have a spatulaic section to separate and organize all of the spatulas.
by Douglas Kingsbury December 21, 2008
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