spankinfart

a fart that produces a loud clap sound and or actually hurts the cheeks when it comes out.

"Ouch, that spankinfart hurt!"

by Big Al 80 July 6, 2009

sparkinplot

pointless word meaning parking lot

say sparkinplot to buy time in a conversation

by sparkinplot June 27, 2009

Sparting

Farting on your signifigant other in bed while spooning.

Babe, you're never eating chilli for dinner again. I was spooning you when you fell asleep and you just kept sparting on me.

by mamadids October 16, 2013

Spanking

It is the perfect punishment for everyone alike when they detract from the path of righteousness. The individual being punished undresses in front of the punisher exposing his/her genitals in a humiliating way, so they remember this next time they do same mistake, after which their bums get sound beating either with open hands or implements. Everytime the male or female sits, they will remember to not repeat the offence.

Lover 1: If you'd been given a spanking as a child, you wouldn't have been this characterless brat you are. Never too late, from today I'll personally make sure your bum understands that. With your buttocks and genitals exposed, you might start remembering you are an adult honey!!

Lover 2: Oh honey, I am so sorry. This will not happen again please forgive me!!!

Lover 1: Grace time is over, take off your clothes!!! Else I'll spank you harder!!!

by speakingjustfactz September 25, 2023

spanking

The act of repeatly slapping that booty with one's open hand. Appropriately given by pulling someone ear toward you, sitting down, and guiding them over your knees so that their crotch area is directly on your lap and their ass is slightly lifted and exposed right above your lap. A proper spanking begins with the person clothed, preferably in very tight jeans or short shorts, and begins with several slaps to the buttocks. A spanking requires several intermissions of rubbing and squeezing the butt cheeks and perhaps gently rubbing sensitive areas in more hidden in between the legs. By the time a spanking is over, all clothing should have been removed, and the butt should be fairly red, very hot, and very stingy from all the slaps. However, no bruises or marks should ever appear. Both men and women, young and old, require spankings. Most do not admit it.

I asked you to bring a Dr. Pepper, not a Coke; YOU'RE GONNA GET A SPANKING!!!

by solrac January 3, 2004

sparkie

Australian slang for a person who's in the electrical trade. Believes most problems can be solved with electrical tape.

Bruce "Shit, theres 2 metres of exposed wire there"
Bruce 2 "she'll be right cobber we'll just go over it with a bit of tape"

by Bogan man May 4, 2005

spanking the monkey

masturbating

"I wanna spank the monkey"

by C-dawgg January 19, 2003