Sparkling water

The worst form of carbonated drink. It’s like angry water.

“Hey bro you want some sparkling water”

“HECK NO THAT STUFF IS NASTY”

by Bakuclout July 13, 2018

ass spaking

when you turn some ne over and spack them in the ass and make horney soundsss

Lets spack some asses hun

by vicki and daniela October 29, 2003

Spackling

The act of sucking/pulling up your butthole

I had a turtle head poppin out of my butt so i started spackling it back inside my rectum.

by vanksie November 1, 2010

Sparkling salmon

the act of cumming in a girls face; then using raw fish, preferably, but not limited to salmon or other closly related species, and smaking her across the face causing her to tumble down at least one flight of stairs. More than one flight is cceptable so are escalators, but they are not needed. a blow job is not required for this, but once again, it is preferable.

for the best blow job ever, I sure gave that girl a sparkling salmon.

by I <3 DOME/wierd shit. May 2, 2010

Sparkling Butthole

When a man ejaculates on and all around his lovers butthole, throws a handful of glitter over the sperm covered butthole and it then dries and sticks all over the butthole

When I saw the glitter in her bedroom, I knew she was all about the sparkling butthole.

by The Final Truth March 30, 2010

sparkling clown

While receiving a blow job, pull out and blow your load on her face. Then reach into your carefully prepared pocket full of glitter and toss it in her face.

Betty was amazed at how much her face looked like her sequined gown after her first 'sparkling clown'.

by zeyramos September 26, 2005

sparkling wiggle

Racial slur against black people which refers to a person of african american descent who does not have a job and attends lots of parties. Sparkling wiggle might also be known as a fucking nigger or nigger.

I wish that sparkling wiggle living next door would quit partying and get a job.

by ADR!AN May 21, 2008