spakul

When you go to a spa and ask for "Special Services" or "Happy Endings"

Let's go and have a Spakul

by spakul January 15, 2017

Spakerwastic

When your boss loses their temper in front of everyone else in the office.

My boss went "spakerwastic" over a small mistake.

by Wickwit November 18, 2018

Spaketty Bolognese

When you do so much ket your legs go like spaghetti.

jheez In fucked my legs have gone all spaketty bolognese

by Banksbanks May 11, 2022

Akl Spakl

Poop, spattered on the wall, smeared around in a creative sort of way;

Hey dude that's some cool Akl Spakl, did you make that?

by Justin Vman March 30, 2008

spaki

A person of asian descent with a disability

“hey joe have you seen that spaki in that corner shop”
“Yeah mate, he sold me a bottle of coke for £2.50 robbing cunt”

by 🦷 May 27, 2019

spakTARD

a little man who seems to be incontinent and has a wierd sense of humor. can be found at any local place but particularly hanging in the centre of town with absolutly nothing to do.

that guy is such a spakTARD

by H3ll15h g0d January 19, 2009

ass spaking

when you turn some ne over and spack them in the ass and make horney soundsss

Lets spack some asses hun

by vicki and daniela October 29, 2003