spaff

Shortned version of spaffle. Means a goofup, a silly person or a mistake

“Oh bro I bombed that test”
“You totally spaffed that!!!!”

by KarlBurkley July 1, 2023

Spaff

Martin Luther king is a fucktard lol

Spaff lol

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

Spaff

Another word for seamen

Jimbo left a load of spaff all over the place after a bit of “me” time

by Drillbit69 March 2, 2024

spaff

it means to rebel or go against. Typically against one of a higher authority. It can also mean a rebellion.

"dude did you hear about what happened at the school?"
"no what happened?"
"the students just spaffed against the principal after he said cellphones weren't allowed. They launched a school wide protest"

by YERT49576 August 31, 2021

Spaff Master

Someone who is such a wanker, that they could be considered the president of wankers.

Dean, you’re such a Spaff Master.

by DangerMonk1854 June 11, 2018

Spaff

a combo a a spoof and a laugh or a spoof and a gaff

H3H3 had a total spaff.

by arty1234 July 14, 2017

Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025