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spacker

a nice way of saying "you fucking retard!!"

(can be shortened to spack)
simon walks into a glass door that he thought was open, peter says "my god, you spack/spacker!"
by daisy may March 25, 2005
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Spackle Bandit

The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.
Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.

Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.
by Blind Clown August 13, 2010
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home spackle

synonomous to "homie" but NOT synonomous with crack spackle, but especially not synonomous with peanut spackle.

Def. 1: good friend or comrade
Def. 2: similar to home slice or homey as this home spackle is a reminder of good friends from home.
by Terry C. June 28, 2005
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love spackle

The sometimes thick and usually sticky amalgam of sexual lubricants and semen from the vagina and penis that are the remains of sexual intercourse. It usually accumalates in the butt crack of the partner in the lower position due to gravity.
I need a shower, this love spackle is starting to set.
by Luther Felonuis G. IV August 28, 2006
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spacker baiting

The act of luring a retard to one's lair to show them a good time.
After giving up on the Kosovan's, John deciced he'd try a spot of spacker baiting.
by egnaro May 17, 2005
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spackle

To explosively pound out a liquified dump, typically in to a toilet but not exclusively, that sprays uncontrollably all over the sidewalls of the bowl and your own ass. Due to it's uncontrollability and power, many people have spackled there pants, own legs and anything in a 4' radius just short of sitting down. It often resembles what pudding being fired out of a shotgun would look like.
I drank 20 budweisers last night and went on to spackle not only my undies but the toilet bowl, seat, my legs, shoes and bathroom floor.
by Adam Burgee October 10, 2006
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sparkler

Yo da blunt is out... give me da sparkler.
by åstroboy_lambda January 10, 2009
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