pigskin solstice

The Sunday after the Super Bowl is the longest Sunday of the year because football is over and a 20 week regime is ruined.

This day is really dragging. There's nothing to do now that it's the Pigskin Solstice.

by Teflon Johnny February 9, 2014

Solstice

The last great model made by Pontiac. A two-seater roadster that sold for the mid-twenty thousands, but looked like Euro cars that cost more than twice as much. A coveted classic of the future.

That Pontiac Solstice is one sharp American roadster. I sure wish I had bought one before GM shut down the factory.

by JayVibe March 30, 2010

slustitue

A slutty prostitute who will even sleep with cops.

slore

The slustitute seduced the policeman into paying for sex.

by caz March 18, 2003

Shuster

A verb meaning to fail to meet expectations, particularly at a moment critical for success or even slightly respectable results.

Slightly derogatory, indicating the type of disapproval that can only be backed by the weight of a nation's scorn.

"Well we almost won the game, but the kicker missed the extra point so we lost by one."
"Man, he really shustered that!"

"Ouch, you son of a bitch! That's the wrong hole!"
"Sorry honey, I was only off by an inch and a half."
"Shuster me again like that and we're through!"

"The United States team has a chance to go up by two and almost certainly clinch a victory here in the ninth end."
"Oh no, he pulled a shuster! What a letdown!"
"Apparently he truly enjoys the taste of disappointment."

by rabidsquirrel13 February 18, 2010

saustrich

A sausage comprised of a whole ground up ostrich. Usually encased in its own intestines.

mmmmm that was good saustrich

by Odizzido December 3, 2003

slustard

A girl like a slut she spreads her legs easy and smooth like mustard

"hey dude got myself some slustard, ran so smooth all night

by mitzul September 16, 2009

solstice

solstice's are the most amazing, all around beautiful girls you will ever meet they have brains like einstien but hair like an angel. They are the sweetest girls you will ever meet they have hearts as big as all of the universe. they are always open for you to talk to but dont like to much information. if you ever have the chance to meet a solstice dont ever let her go because that would be the biggest mistake that you can ever make. No matter how sad you may think you are solstice can always cheer you up they will do whatever it take to make her friends happy. She is very selfless and generous to all others. She may be shy at first but once you get to know her she will be your best friend for life and always be the life of the party but at the same time never ever take the spotlight off of other people around her.

oh my god you are such a solstice

oh solstice you are stunning

by chicken nuggets432 November 3, 2018