shlong master 3000

someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.

Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

Solangel

A name of a gorgeous and fine girl . She has a way of making boys like her , she’s always getting asked out . She’s chill but don’t get on her bad side . She also has a secret goofy side that only few people know about . She’s loyal af and she’s a real one . She has pretty hair and a low key artist side to her . She dosent care about being popular , and she’s the best friend you’ll ever have . Solangel gives excellent advice and she’s super smart .

Boy 1 - hey bro you saw solangel
Boy 2 - yeah bro she’s fine as hell
Boy 1- your gonna ask her out
Boy 2 - hell yeah

Teacher 1 - My smartest student is solangel
Teacher 2- I agree , I mean look at how high she scores wow .

by S_13_kittycat February 21, 2019

Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

sclong

A big penis

Jill wanted Jack's sclong

by Manlikebog April 5, 2016

Long Shlong

a word for having/describing a big pp

John: That's one long shlong.

Jahrool: Thank you my homie.

by zoomingastro March 12, 2020

bongin' and slongin'

getting high and having sex

Dude last weekend was so crazy, I found this smokin chick and we went bongin' and slongin'!

by evilsatar August 4, 2010

Shlong bong

An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)

Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong

by Steven wallaceson May 10, 2009