Soi

Soi - The Most Word Sic Moist Tonar Variation of Cool.

If you're reading this you are obviously not soi. In this decade of fast food an ready meals people need to look for healthy alternatives. This however is not limitted to the foods we eat, but to our very lifestyle. Soi is an example of that.

Soi gets it definition from Soy. Much like Soy Milk, being soi offers all the characteristics of full phat coolness, without any of the calories. That means you can be all phat and word up yourself without letting it get to your head, causing brain hemmoraging and eventually leading to strokes.

Soi is written this way due to evolution of language. It was originally adopted by the Broven Street Massive, the healthiest hood in Detroit. After a while gangstas cruising along in their low riders adopted the hand signals to remind the pimps that they were Soy. However when it came to making the Y with their fingers, they came to the conclusion a verticle finger represented a virtuous conclusion.

And thus Soi was born.
Gangsta: Check out mah woman!
Down-With-It Gansta Pimp: THAT BITCH IS SOI IMMA TAP THAT ASS

or, for the more conservative

Consumer 1: Hmm, this milk is tasty, yet I have no gained any weight! What is this stuff?
Health Store Clerk: That shit is soi yo!
by Master of Tonarity January 21, 2005
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soy

soy is so freaking hot
by soyup May 09, 2005
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Soy

Noun: One who pretends to be female for months over the internet, and may date a male for power/items/etc, then reveals himself as the male he truly is.

Verb: To pretend to be another gender (usually female) on the internet. To date someone over the internet pretending to be a different gender.
1. That soy ... he's horrible.
2. MAN, I JUST GOT SOY'D.
by LoLuMaD?!?1 January 24, 2008
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SOI

SOI: Spin On It. Derogatory remark or response meaning No.
My boss emailed me to do something. I emailed back: SOI

In a person's presence, it can be accompanied by the middle finger hand gesture.
by Albert Stein February 06, 2008
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Soi

Assertive way of saying bye, but not quite equal to 'fuck off'. Heard when chavs are in the area and ironically amongst skaters and emos.

Origin largely unknown - its been suggested it stands for 'Swivel/Sit/Spin on it'.
"Soi inabit - I'm off home."

-OR-

"I'm gonna have to soi."

-OR-

"Yeah, he was being a twat so I was like Soi!"
by El Beave July 21, 2008
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Lima Soy

The unholy combination of Lima Beans and Soy Sauce. There has only been 15 instances of individuals eating Lima Soy…Sadly they all perished.
I just ate Lima Soy…I now have COVID-19
by YabaGabaGoo December 19, 2021
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Soy lago

What Mclaren Formula One driver, Lando Norris said when he found out that his teammate, Carlos Sainz was moving to another team, Ferrari.

Soy lago is Spanish for "I am lake"

This represents how Norris was sad or in tears when he found out about the driver change.
Crofty: Sebastian Vettel has just spun into the gravel!
F1 fans: Soy lago.
by Sharl Leg December 21, 2020
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