softied

to be softied to be insulted beyond reply

paul is not happy after being softied by his wive paula deanos mum.

barbara was delghted as she softies paul

by cLEWLOW August 28, 2006

Softened by Distance (SBD)

When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly

Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!

by trets May 7, 2009

Softer Issues

Used as an adjective to describe people, people's actions, or situations that do not match one's expectations. Similar to the word soft except this definition gives a brighter spin to the remark. Implying that there are harder issues out there, and this current one is soft when compared to.

Commonly used by hip-hopping youngsters.

C.D. - Yo B. how was ECON 2000???
B. - Softer Issues Styll brooo. Lets run some Black Ops!
C.D. - Dunno! Im recording tooo
B. - why bother? LOL
C.D. - Oye Teri Maa Ki!
B. - OHO!

by Hindusoul October 27, 2010

Softie

Daniel Howell. Literally just Daniel Howell

Oh look! It’s Dan Howell aka the best softie ever

by Djh.softie May 23, 2019

Softeners

Nasty ass hoes that make boners go soft

Dude, you see those fat asses? They a bunch of softeners..

by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

Soften the peach

To get the pussy wet

You get a few drinks in her to soften the peach and she'll be good to go!

by Swampguzzler March 11, 2019

Speedy Softer

A Slang Term For Someone With Erectile Dysfunction

Girl 1:I regret marrying John

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: He's a "speedy softer"

by sdaawdeasfdwa September 28, 2020