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Softies

A game played by two men, in which each principle removes his pants and, standing face to face with his opponent, swings his limp penis against the other's. The first person to become erect loses and is then subjected to an assault and homophobic slurs.
Keith and James played a game of Softies. Now Keith has a black eye, and evidently he's a fag.
by CamShaft January 19, 2014
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softitis

The affliction or condition of being soft.
Jeff hasn't partied with us in 3 weeks. I think he has softitis.
by JS12NY October 26, 2006
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Softxk

Softxk is a small business account on Instagram, which is handled by the shop owner Arin. He usually sells Polymer clay jewellery, but lately he’s into making art prints which many of his audience are falling in love with. Softxk has a very cute aesthetic theme that goes all around their feed, they mainly focus on cottagecore theme, and the same reflects on their items.

Softxk is not just a small business shop but also an art account where the owner makes aesthetic and cute artwork, which are mainly inspired by nature and animals. ‘Rainy Day Frog’ artwork which is also an art print that they sell is among their famous work of arts, besides strawberry tray and other items.
Softxk on Instagram is among my favourite artist and small business owner.
by arrri October 20, 2021
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Softie Carla

Softie Carla (Carla) is a softie that has 50 billion boyfriends, when boys reject her, she will put them in her basement and force them to be her boyfriend.
Softie Carla trapped me in her basement.
by HornyCaca January 6, 2022
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Softie

A picture of a flaccid penis usually sent to unattractive women.
"I sent that bitch a Softie, Bitches hate Softies."
by Boffa Deez Nutz October 17, 2015
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Softimus Prime

Someone who is being excessively soft or shitty and not manning up.
Ya he's been acting like softimus prime these days
by Demon Hoss December 9, 2011
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