Saddle Brook High School

A public high school where students have to wear uniforms. Half the teachers are sluts, as well as the whole student body. Everyone either gets drunk in the school parking lot or gets stoned in the pot lot across from school. Everyone tends to be a dickhead. The students are higher than their grades most of the time. There's so much drama that you could make a new reality tv show starring the whole school. All the high schoolers get together at Smith field and gets turnt up.

Person A: You're lucky you go to a different school than I do.

Person B: Why?

Person A: because at Saddle Brook High School, everyone whores around and starts drama.

Person B: thank god I don't go there!

by EJSxxxx November 19, 2013

Saddle Goose

A fool.

Billy, maybe if you got rid of that rambunctious hairstyle you'd earn some fine females, saddle goose!

by CarsonDB November 9, 2020

back in the saddle

1.) To begin doing what you stopped doing before, and often after recovering from an illness or a set-back.

2.) Riding a horse

1.) The doctor said that I have fully recovered, so I am ready and will be back in the saddle by Monday.

2.) His teenage son got a new position in the polo club, and he is now back in the saddle

by Sir Orlando November 11, 2013

saddle creek

an amazing record label consisting of anorexics and drunks.

Have you heard the new record from Saddle Creek?

by shesauglygirl February 1, 2004

Turkish Saddle

Cradling and caressing the testes in a warm moist Turkish towel, much in the same way the Sella Turcica cradles the neruro and adenohypopheses of the pituitary gland.

Its been a long day Sally, come here and give your man the Turkish Saddle.

by protenacious D March 6, 2009

blazing saddles

The most awesome and bizarre western movie ever, directed by Mel Broooks, 1974.

Gene Wilder to Clansmen: "Oh boys! Looky what I got here!"
Cleavon Little: "Hey, where are the white women at?"

by M.star September 5, 2004

Saddle Sniffer

Bike riding enthusiast that’s lacking the social skills to interact in regularly re-occuring typical scenarios with whatever sex they are attracted to. They lack regular reasonable female interaction on a day to day basis in life. Any time a female shows up to a group cycling event, the saddle sniffer is immediately right behind them for the entire ride. He takes extreme advantage of every second the female has joined the group ride. He is offering to adjust the bike for the woman, bragging about his ability to assist with any and all types of anything the woman may need on the bike ride, warning her of anything on the trail or road ahead of them.. Offering to take her on a “private tour” of whatever area the group is riding after the main group ride... Just all in all, hes up that womans ass for the entire bike ride.. almost to the point of creeping the woman out so that they never want to show up to a group bike ride again. One of the main reasons for women only exclusive bike clubs ( because they don’t want to be around such male douches ) and one of the reasons that most group bike rides are nearly completely male dominated.

“Bob was being such a saddle sniffer towards on that one chick ass all night on the ride, dam, you’ve got to know hes not getting any at home”

by Williamsven January 19, 2011