snatch swipe

While fingering a girl you grab her clit like you would a nose. Then while, wiggling your thumb, you make the hand gesture commonly used in the "got your nose game" but instead yell "got your clitoris!"
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Grab her nose with the other hand and pretend to switch her nose and clitoris and ask her how it smells.

Dude was chilling with this girl the other night and I fooled her with a snatch swipe. She said it smelled awful!

by Dickclub March 20, 2016

Pork Scotch Pants

Discusting Tartan Boxer shorts that smell like shit. The only reason anyone knows that he wears these is because he came out of the bathroom in the morning while I was witing for the toilet and he had nothing on besides these. He seemed very embarassed and ran as fast as the little man could. When I walked in I realised why he was embarassed and ran to his room. The toilet stank like the worst pile of shit ever created. I ran straight back out. I used a pint of Air freshener and could still smell it at the bottom of the stairs.

ME: You'll never guess what I just saw.

DAD: What?

ME: Lets call them Pork Scotch pants. He came out of the bathroom and ran to his room wearing Tartan boxers. The bathroom stank!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009

snatch mat

The hair from a woman ass that has grown so long it is visible before you enter her snatch.

When I rolled her over, her snatch mat was out and welcoming me inside.

by jimbojohnson June 22, 2014

Acid Snatch

A term for the vagina of a woman with one or several STD's.

"Jane has had sex with so many guys she's probably got acid snatch by now."

by PG April 21, 2003

Pork Scotch Pizzas

The greatest pizza topping in the world but unfortunately not sold by any pizza place. If you phone up a pizza place and ask for this fine pizza the 'hard working' dickhead will say "sorry mate we dont do that one." Rather than asking what is on it and making a sale. The Pork Scotch pizza is loved by fat, old, arseholes of security guards, mainly Pork Scotch himself. The topping is pork pieces in a thick gravy sauce.

MANLY GIRLFRIEND: I'm ordering Italian tonight. What do you want Max?

MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009

Snatch

Vagina

The scent of her snatch elevated his heart rate.

by Honey Aleece May 26, 2018

Pork Scotch Keys

A huge set of keys that make someone that is truly as important as a little fat security guard look as important as they actually are. Never seen without the holder wearing some Pork Scotch Shades and a gay Dickurity Guard uniform.

Flonkule: Hi Dad, I see the Scotcher is here.

Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 18, 2009