poke and sniff

A very old way of how the US government checks meat. They would use rods to poke the meat and sniff the rod to see if the meat had bacteria. If the meat smelled bad, then it would be "dirty" and wouldn't pass inspection. This was a pretty bad way to check, cause the inspectors wouldn't wash the rods. That spreads bacteria from the bad meat to the good meat faster than covid ever will. This method was used until around the 1990s.

History teacher: What method did inspectors of meat from the government do during the 1900s?
Student: A rod to poke and sniff the meat for bacteria.

by CyanGuy December 9, 2020

sniff piece

Another name for one's nose or nasal organ. Also commonly referred to as a snout, nozzle, muzzle, beak, honker, bill, or schnoz. This slang term was first coined and used in Lawrenceville, NJ, in 2004.

"When that keg hit me in the face I thought I broke my sniff piece for sure."

by Brian Foulke June 24, 2005

sniff it

Phrase used to nonchalantly dismiss someone or someone else's opinion.

Used as an alternative to "piss off" or "sit on it".

My boss told me that he needed the reports by noon, so I told him to "sniff it".

by Bachass June 12, 2006

Scratch and Sniff

A male or female that scracthes their "area" then sniffs there fingers.

"Ew, he was scracthing his balls and then sniffing his hand! What a scratch and sniff"!

by AmazinglyRandom07 April 8, 2006

sheffield

A city in south yorkshire, The first official football team was made there and its main industry was Steel and a bit of coal mining, Maggie closed them all down and it became quiet poor, it is now under bid redevelopments. It has a huge multicultural community and a massive student population

Southerner: That cities dirty
Northerner:Stfu you rich tax evading prick.

United fan: SHEFF UNITED FTW
Wednesday fan: WEDNESDAY FTW
*big fight*

Sheffield: big, better than leeds
Leeds:Big,better than sheffield

by sheffield citizen May 28, 2009

Snaff

The noise you make when you see or hear something that amuses you, but only enough to make you breathe a little harder out of your nose one time.

Why are you showing me a picture that only made you snaff?

by RoofeeOOOOO September 6, 2013

pete sniff

To sniff someones crotch

I gave her the ol' pete sniff last night and it was pretty funky.

by kortmann May 20, 2007