slapping the black man's knee

To masturbate vigorously.

Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.

by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015

Sapling Learning

A terrible site for troubled youth trying to learn chemistry or any other science of such kind. Every wrong attempt will cost your grade to decrease by 10%, just so you can watch your perfect grade go down because you didn't simplify the balanced equation. All in all, you just have zero idea what they want of you. Also, the correct message appears in red. Blood red.

Christina: "Hey, did you do your Sapling Learning homework?"
Jessica: "No, but I found all the answers online."

by Depression502 September 16, 2018

Snapping the radish

To masturbate.

Joe was late, he was snapping the radish.

by mikedroz March 10, 2009

slapping

sf bay area term for playing loud muisc from your car.

report to your scrapper and commence slapping

by t barber April 12, 2006

ball slapping nag

1. A wife or girl friend who is always bitching at you

2. A rough riding horse, like in the movie "The Great Outdoors"

1. That ball slapping nag bitched at me to mow the lawn the whole time the race was on tv.

2. Hey trooper, where's that ball slapping nag you were riding on?

by rustyfalcon March 24, 2008

dick slapping

"Dick Slapping" is the act of using the penis as a tool of sexual dominance. The act itself is not exclusive to the male and often involves a female using the penis to carry out the act upon herself. The act symbolizes dominance of the male and the penis in sexuality and subservience or worship of the penis on the part of the female. The act itself can be initiated through request on the part of the female, forced or through foreplay. While the act itself does not fall under the practice of BDSM, it often times is used as a means of punishment, humiliation and domination. It is purely a psychological tool. Dick slapping should not be confused with Dick Spanking: an act that involves the female emasculating the male through the act of slapping his penis with her hand. Often times carried out with verbal degradation. It should also not be confused with Creaming: The act of slapping a vagina with the penis after internal ejaculation. The truest form of the act is when the male uses either hand to grasp the penis while holding the rear of the females head with the other, and striking the female with his penis over the entire surface of the face. Especially, the mouth. The origins of dick slapping is unknown.

M: Do you worship my cock bitch?

F: Yes. I worship your cock!

M: Do you deserve my cock?

F: No. I have been bad!

Dick Slapping female over mouth with dick!

by clithardwood October 31, 2013

Extraordinary Snapping Pussy

A unique quality of pussy that only few women possess. This pussy will suck in your dick, balls deep and then clamp it down at the base while the inner pussy muscles roll in a wave like action literally milking your cock dry.

Movie Reference:
Cinderella (1977)

This zany x-rated musical version of the fairy tale featuring a lot of sexual innuendos and a title character who had a snapping pussy rather than a glass slipper. Cinderella's "extraordinary snapping pussy" was given to her by her gay, black drag queen "fairy" godmother. The prince ultimately finds exactly what he's been looking for.. an "Extraordinary Snapping Pussy"!

Yo bro! That girl has one Extraordinary Snapping Pussy!

by Mike Jules August 26, 2014