Snortmas

When your friends gather to snort coke on Christmas because your long time drug dealer offers Christmas discounts

We are celebrating snortmas on 25th & everyone is invited!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021

Dick Snort

The action of sticking a man's penis in someone else's nose.

Man! Bertha really did a good dick snort on me last night!

by Succ me hard May 30, 2017

snort and blow

When you lay out a line of cocaine on a man's balls, lay over him in the 69 position and snort it while you blow him. You can also lay a line on a standing man's erection and snort while you blow.

Man, Jimmy got some really good coke so I gave him a snort and blow.

I didn't feel like blowing him but he convinced me with a snort and blow.

by Batgirl22 February 15, 2014

cum snort

after recieving a bj u expload on a plate and make ur feamle partner snort it up..

bro i gave ur mom the biggest cum snort last night..

by j-tizz May 13, 2005

snarted

A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.

When someone snarted, the whole room started smelling.

by Morgan Rowe June 13, 2005

Snart

Combination of a sneeze and a fart. When the pressure of a sneeze causes one to fart!

Oh My Gosh! Did Jenny just snart?

by Jessica Jess Sancheese May 7, 2006

Snart

Mostly a lady thing once you hit 30 and things lose their elastic to sneeze and man fart loudly with a blast radius of 30 feet

Holy crappola i snarted in a lift n we shot shot to the top floor like a rocket

by Smushkitten July 12, 2019