by Mwaeni July 10, 2018
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Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019
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B: oh really bitch?
A: Yeah but he still looks trash
I'm sad but kinda happy, hmm smiling and
pouting? Smouting? Smouting. Smouting
B: you just made a word cuz you're sad and happy, that's cool
B: oh really bitch?
A: Yeah but he still looks trash
I'm sad but kinda happy, hmm smiling and
pouting? Smouting? Smouting. Smouting
B: you just made a word cuz you're sad and happy, that's cool
by Asia_mnstr April 6, 2020
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I drank a bottle of mustard. I could’ve stop because it tasted so good.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
by Bad C dev January 12, 2023
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Looking at Miss Kitty, her kidnapper says, It ain’t no surprise to find Matt Dillon’s woman in a sporting palace.
by John Dohh February 28, 2023
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by oh no, not that girl January 26, 2009
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