by shayshay0812 February 26, 2018
Get the Sex Smoothiemug. The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.
Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.
by mallary1117 February 22, 2021
Get the Durian Smoothiemug. a smoothie is a guy who is very hot, sxc etc. came from the fact that smoothies are yummy and so are got guys...
by gengen August 7, 2004
Get the Smoothiemug. Ejaculating into a woman while she's menstruating, then collecting the semen/blood mixture into a cup and drinking it.
"Yo man, this chick was a freak! We were at her high school prom and she wanted to give me a Tomato Smoothie!"
by Rhad November 28, 2009
Get the Tomato Smoothiemug. It is the accumulation of semen originating from several gay men after a large orgy, blended with milk, ice and your favorite fruit.
Joe: Fabio, what is in this smoothie?
Fabio: Why do you like it?
Joe: Ehh its a little salty.
Fabio: Thats because a couple of my friends made a fruit smoothie last night.
Joe: FUCK YOU!
Fabio: Why do you like it?
Joe: Ehh its a little salty.
Fabio: Thats because a couple of my friends made a fruit smoothie last night.
Joe: FUCK YOU!
by ghostsquad October 6, 2011
Get the Fruit Smoothiemug. when a man consumes various tropical fruits (mango, kiwi, etc) in a creative attempt to uniquely flavor his semen prior to ejaculating in one's mouth.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 1, 2014
Get the tropical smoothiemug. The organic beverage made with one single ingredient*: male sperm.
*Gay body builders have been known to add various protein supplements such as creatine or whey (not that there's anything wrong with this).
*Gay body builders have been known to add various protein supplements such as creatine or whey (not that there's anything wrong with this).
KPM: "Dude you'll know if she's naughty or not by whether she'll swallow the DNA Smoothie."
JT: "Oh yeah? What if she spits it out?"
KPM: "Never had that happen dude. Sorry, no advice."
JT: "Oh yeah? What if she spits it out?"
KPM: "Never had that happen dude. Sorry, no advice."
by JT Amish December 15, 2009
Get the DNA Smoothiemug.