Smithers

man who lacks in hygiene and constantly voices his opinion in a loud manner through the device they call a humungous head. he also suffers from being secretly gay and wobbles around on a bum knee.

you used to be cool, why are you acting like a smithers

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Will Smithed

refers to when your life is chaotic

for sensical purposes, it's best followed up with "my life's been flipped turned upside down"

hey man you wanna come see that new hilary duff flick with us?

sorry dude.. i'm sort of will smithed right now.

by Trent Dackmin August 3, 2005

smither

the skin directly around one's butthole
may be pinkish or brownish - usually characterized by greater sensitivity than surrounding skin

dude - i totally saw tim's brown smither!

by modok December 12, 2008

Smithies

This is one bad ass, muther fucker. He makes girls ovaries explode, and guys balls bleed. He as the sexually intriguing 'V' smile and tends to laugh at silly thinks.

P1: Hey. We have Smithies for class next?
P2: OMFGWTF!!!!!!!!! My ovaries are gone.
P3: My balls hurt now.

by c0unterfiet April 6, 2011

Smittle

Being a fat ass fuck. Who swasses all day. (swass = sweaty ass)

Hey breh, hit the gym up. You're looking smittle as fuck. kill yourself.

by That boiiiiiiiiiiiii August 18, 2009

Smittle

The most epic Xbox gamer known to man. Silent in his approach, but once you see smittle in the kill feed.... You know you're screwed.

Bro, back out of the game, smittle is here.

by Just smittle October 24, 2019

Dirty Smithers

To insert your member into an anus in an effort to completely cover it in faeces, to then rub said faeces on your own stomach or that of your partner.

"Dom gave himself one hell of a Dirty Smithers."

by Gary Beard April 5, 2012