a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs
by jed January 22, 2004
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Holy piss, that was the biggest smimy I have ever seen! Turn around so we can take a picture of it!!
by Megan December 31, 2003
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by Denman75 July 6, 2008
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by Stein Clift Henriksen May 1, 2005
Get the Smift mug.I pulled a little smifter last night, smelled great so I gave her a little lick and she just went nuts!
by smift November 26, 2007
Get the smifter mug.(n.) A person addicted to the drug heroin, often referred to as a "smirf". Seeing as the drug brings you brainpower down, you are referred to as a doodle head. Bring it all together, and you have a "Smirfy Doodle Head"
"I wish I never had to deal with that smirfy doodle head robbing me to get high in the first place, he ruined my night"
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