smarty

when you get a blow job during an academic endeavor, such as studying, listening to motzart, or at the library

i am hella horny but i have so much homework to do; i could really use a smarty

by Andrew, Paul, Brian March 17, 2008

Miss Smarty Pants

One who talks about longitude and latitude.

"well aren't you miss smarty pants, talking about longitude and latitude"

by antonia666 March 20, 2005

Swarthy

adj. To be pirate-like. Being worthy, usually used in the form of a compliment.

Those were some swarthy moves you put on last night

by Smurf March 13, 2005

smartying

smart partying - checking yourself prior to wrecking yourself

"oh man, I'm so hungover this morning, bro"
"not me, man! We were smartying hearty last night!"

by Smart Partier January 27, 2008

swarthy

Dirty older men with moustaches, who have darker or tannish skin and raspy voices.

That swarthy man by the daycare is saying "OHHHHHMYGAAAAWD."

by Caley Martin January 6, 2004

Mario Smarty

When someone is incredibly talented at Mario Party. Not just lucky, but has pure, god-like talent.

Also, one who does not pick a woman character. They always lose. Pick a man.

They always win.

Gstache beat me 46 times on Mario Party, he is a Mario Smarty. Fo sho.

I can't believe JBN picked Daisy, he got creamed 46 times; I didn't even have to use my Mario Smarty powers

by JBN Gstache May 4, 2007

Smarth

The leader of Late Night Gaming. We don’t know why he’s the leader he is terrible at every video game he just is cuz he’s the niga smerf. He also looks like an hdmi cord and slit his families throats. He’s also a freak and likes cocks deepthroating into his mouth until it comes out of his ass. He’s also a weird kid. N has a crush on Riley hip oh shi Ight.

Aye is that the niga smarth or thirsts ugly ass

by Danielisugly August 20, 2020