Carpet smackers

A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.

My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.

by thebumpasspodcast October 6, 2017

Fuck smacker

The biggest baddest home made hammer that also doubles as a home made butt plug

My anus is starting to close up. When you're done using that fuck smacker, can I borrow it?

by Thebigblindman July 25, 2017

oreo smacker

someone who fucks with alot of black people.

" man that girl is a big oreo smacker."

by woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. October 6, 2009

Cake Smacker

The process of annihilating a female from the rear in order to make the female's ass cheeks smack together, which in turn creates a very audible clap, as if you were smacking your hands together.

They call me Jack "Cake Smacker" Johnson.

I Schmakkkked dem Cakes.

by 3K1NG3 August 10, 2009

Cracker smacker

A black girl that only does white guys

Laqueffa is such a cracker smacker banged the whole lacrosse team

by Gerth Brookes October 8, 2014

Peppermint Smacker

The act of chewing strong peppermint gum and salivating the peppermint sensation onto a penis during an oral session.

Daniel was very drunk when he received his first peppermint smacker.

by xwoodstockx February 24, 2011

dildo smacker

One who stands over a dildo and repeatedly smacks the dildo with a fly-swatter.

Keith was being a dildo smacker today.

by justin665 August 16, 2006