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blazing sloth 

A slow human that is usually blazed. He/She plays clash of clans frequently.
"Stop acting like a blazing sloth."
"Get off of your tablet you blazing sloth."
blazing sloth by Kiop765 February 24, 2014
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Pork Scotch Shades 

Shades worn by fat old men who want people to think they're young and trendy. Also useful for hiding bags under the eyes of droopy-faced old miseries.
Good God, what's the old twat wearing now? First it was the ridiculous shorts and sandals. Now the dickhead's got Pork Scotch Shades on.

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair 

The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.
Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.

Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.

Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!

Boiler Scotch 

A scotch with a shot of scotch served inside a larger glass of scotch.
I had a bad day. Gimme a boiler scotch.
Boiler Scotch by Shoop Da Whooop August 17, 2009

slothin out 

the moment after taking the first hit of weed when you are blackout drunk, causing complete incapacitation
"Yo spark that shit"
I'm wasted, boutta sloth out!"
"Same."

"You can't even move"
"I know dude, I'm slothin out"
slothin out by The Stoned Sloth February 5, 2014

Wet Sloth 

When you get your dick soaked with lube or blowjob spit, then you fuck yo girl, slowly.
"Ya man, I gave your Mom a wet sloth last night!"
Wet Sloth by dick slapper+2 August 7, 2016