Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

Sleeping With Sirens

An American post-hardcore band originating from Orlando, Florida. The band consists of five members, the bassist: Justin Hills, the drummer: Gabe Barham, the rhythm guitarist: Jesse Lawson, the lead guitarist: Jack Fowler, and the vocalist, insanely talented Kellin Quinn. This band, thanks to their latest album Feel, are rising fast in the music industry and hopefully one day claim global dominace.

"You heard that band, Sleeping With Sirens?"
"YES OMG KELLIN OMG OMG"
"There are other people in the band too, you know..?"

by RyanZ August 18, 2013

rent-seeking

Noun: A search for privilege and personal gain through the political process.

Behavior of various agents in society use rent-seeking methods to maximize their market power by means other than socially valuable methods of increasing productive efficiency and the like.

by 2008 BC May 5, 2008

sleeping bag

2 percocet, and 1 xanax

2 Percies and a Xan; That's a Sleeping bag. I got 2 bad bitches in my sleeping bag. Finna suck me up, told that bitch let Migos smash; Boy don't test yo luck, turn the Venue to a Boxing match.

by OGColours June 14, 2016

sleeping condiments

Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.

Don't forget to bring your sleeping condiments when you come for the fourth.

by MamaPea July 8, 2017

Sleeping Morgan Freeman

The act of getting a z-job from someone while they are passed out shitting on the toilet.

"Hey Bobby fell asleep taking a shit. Lets make him give us a sleeping morgan freeman."

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014

chicken sleeping

When you fall asleep in an upright position with your head dangling, most commonly in a car or airplane. The motion makes your head bob up and down like a chicken pecking. In rare cases, you could be fighting falling asleep in class and a moving vehicle is not necessary. Chances of chicken sleeping are increased by 70% after a wake and bake session or accounting class.

I was sitting behind her in class and thought she was paying attention. But then I walked by and saw that she was just chicken sleeping.

by LIFOtheparty April 13, 2017