Light sabergasm

The sexual climax a person reaches, while watching Star Wars, when they know that theres about to be a fight between two Jedis.

When Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were about to fight i had the best Light Sabergasm in the universe.

Yeah well take that one up with George Lucas because i here he doesn't like to loose his Universal records.

by Blubyu18 December 4, 2010

Light saber

A terrible weapon Lockheed Martin is developing in case of war against France. Unfortunately the huge amount of light sabers produced might drive the United States to the third Bush administration.

US army general: "what happened to the boat"
US lieutenant: "the pirates caught it"
US army general: "is the crew ok?"
US lieutenant: "Yes, the were french so they gave up immediately."

to the sailors:"by the way, why did you give up so easily?!"
French sailor A: " they had a light saber"
French sailor B: "........light.....saber....."
French sailor C:" LE LIGHT SABER!!! TERRIBLE!!"

by ilRabbino April 24, 2013

slabery

describes the act of saliva driping from the mouth due to excitement or exhaustion.

Q. why is my dog so slabery
A. he is excited at the prospect of eating his dinner

Babies teething may slaber,

by slabery January 14, 2009

sabertron

the AWESOMEST robotics team everrr (:

i love SABERTRON

by beachbaby56 October 17, 2008

Sabee

The mandarin word for stupid/ idiot

Dionysia is such a sabee

by Swaggy h April 21, 2019

shabed

a shabed is a man who enjoys taking men to bed. The shabed also enjoys women but cannot get it up for them.

kamal: yo humza why do they call u shabed
humza: because i take men to bed

by shazebra July 4, 2009

wang saber

When a man summons the force to create a lightsaber-like object in his pants.

They fought to the death with their wang sabers.

by crimsonblade53 March 4, 2006