skin flute

A skin flute is a very special, but not very unique type of flute commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the skin flute sucks a lot of cock

Man, that Thomas kid sure spends a lot of time playing his buddy's skin flute

by Steven September 26, 2004

Skin Hammer

A special type of hammer also refered to as a penis or cock. A skin hammer often gets you into trouble and needs to be protected, unlike normal hammers.

Tonight, I'm going to lay down the skin hammer.
She is begging for the skin hammer.

by Diamond David July 23, 2019

skin thirst

The extreme craving of touch.

My skin thirsts for his affection.

by Cherrygeek86 March 31, 2008

skin toaster

A tanning bed.

Helga stopped popping herself into the skin toaster after the salon added the government's ten-percent tax. Now she feeds her melanoma outdoors.

by Eric Maan July 31, 2010

Skinass

1.) The dead skin yielded under your fingernails after scratching your buttocks.

2.) To scratch your posterior.

To skinass too hard or too often would be ill-advised, as you may end up developing poop finger.

Shaun headed to the nearest restroom after noticing he had a case of skinass on his hands.

Jordan always skinasses right when he gets out of bed in the morning. He may be developing a rash.

by Jelly Elly October 21, 2012

skincat

slang definition for describing someone of Asian descent. Most likely from their love of everything that has to do with cats, the mild resemblance and the mere fact that they're covered in skin.

"Hey, look at that skincat posing for a picture over there!"

by dr.dandopolus December 7, 2013

Skin alive

1. To be extremely angry with somebody. (Angry enough that you could actually literally do so to the person you're angry with)
2. To punish or threaten to punish somebody very severely

Originated from people literally having skin removed as a form of torture before execution.

' I'll skin alive the moron who broke my car window when I find them.'

by Online Fan October 28, 2016