Simp dick

A social disease when you Are so fixated on pleasing your girlfriend she controls all the decisions your dick and balls make.

Anyone to joe p -do you want to come out drinking with the boys tn.

Joe p- Na i got simp dick rn

by Chune for your headtop April 21, 2020

Twitch Simp

A moderator on twitch. They are the equivalent to a real-life simp. The Twitch Simp is so far up the streamers ass that they basically live in there. 90% of moderators are nonces.

In streamer Bateson87's chat, we asked for a simple xD in the chat, we were immediately timed out by a moderator.

"Listen Pal, I have no problem with 'xD' you can write it once or twice, but when you spam the whole chat with it. Then I have a problem with it." - Twitch Simp

by giddlebeast April 5, 2020

FEMALE SIMP

A girl (such as myself) who will do anything for the boy she loves. Mainly one sided or significantly more Emotion, chasing and attachment than the male involved. Will always put him first and forgive almost if not everything he does wrong.

“He made her cry every day this week alone so why does she still Love him?!”

“Because shes a female simp”

by Joshie_oger February 29, 2020

Simp Day

Everyday is simp day. Everyone simps for someone nowadays, so everyday is Simp Day you little shits.

Guy 1: Bro, when’s Simp Day?
Guy 2: Dude, everyday is Simp Day.

by TheUltimateSimp April 16, 2020

Original Simp

the tendency to be a simp; inherited from Adam, the original simp, who simped for Eve

Dude1 to Dude2: "I don't get it, ____ won't stop simping."
Dude2 to Dude 1: "Blame Original Simp. We're all victims."

by jaysons_nova November 5, 2019

Simpbur

A canon persona from Wilbur Soots songs (aka a bursona). He's often portrayed as an obsessive, jealous man with anger issues and overwhelming hatred towards Jared. He's from the E-Girl Trilogy (In love with an e-girl, internet ruined me and your new boyfriend). He's extremely popular in x reader fanfictions, often separating y/n from their friends and family or going as far as to kidnap y/n.

Friend: Hey! Have you listened to 'Internet Ruined Me'?
Me: Oh, the one with Simpbur?
Friend: Yeah, that one!

by PuppitySoot December 27, 2021

super simp

An extreme simp. Usually a simp that can't get the picture. He's usually played by women, spending all of his money and time trying to impress girls, but never gets a quality woman. This simp is usually submissive and spends time on facebook trying to message women and write status's that make him look like a good man. He is known to cock block others and tries his best to "save a hoe"

"Man, did you read that guys status on Facebook? that guy is a super simp"

by streetscience August 8, 2014