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by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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Ashlee Simpson

From a recent interview in "Lucky" magazine:

"I'm totally against it and offended by it," Simpson told Lucky magazine. "I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me."

Can we quote you on that, Ashlee?

What's next, an "accidentally leaked" Internet sex tape?
Ashlee (and Jessica) went to the Milli Vanilli School of Music Performance.
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O.J Simpson

Yo, He just o.jed your ass
by JackOffJack January 10, 2005
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Foamer Simpson

When a Beer is poured or cracked and foams at the top.
JC cracked a Bapple and the foam came rose out of the can. “JC bro you got a foamer Simpson.”
by Foamer Simpson January 10, 2023
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Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003
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Ashlee Simpson

Quoted in Jane Magazine for saying that she is against lip syncing and would NEVER do it herself.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.

The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.

Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.

ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.

UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.

Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.
Hey Asslee, dying your hair, and wearing dark clothes and shirts that say "Punk" won't make you "punk" no matter how hard you tap your red ruby slippers together.
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Ashlee Simpson

V.
To sing without moving your mouth or holding your mic.
"It was acid reflux!"
by SgtSalad November 22, 2004
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